Brad Paisley - Penguin, James Penguin lyrics

Well, the reindeer pull the sleigh

And the elves make the toys

Those are the stories that are well known to all

Little girls and boys.

But I've got another story

That I bet you haven't heard

Did you know that Santa

Has a secret agent bird.

He's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy.

Have you ever wondered

How Santa keeps tabs

How he knows when you've been good

How he knows when you've been bad.

He's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy.

From an undisclosed location

He's watching me and you

He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks

Yeah, he sees everything you do.

He's Penguin, James Penguin

That dapper little guy

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux

He's Santa's secret spy.

Not so very long ago

Santa didn't need much help

But with more and more kids every year

He soon got overwhelmed

He told the elves one Christmas

We can't do this anymore

Then a knight in shining polyester

Waddled through his door.

And it was Penguin, James Penguin

He was there to save the day

He had wireless

And GPS outfitted on the sleigh.

And Santa said Penguin

Won't you be my ears and eyes

How'd you like to help me run

My SCFBI.

He's Penguin, James Penguin

And now I guess you've heard

How Santa got his little Christmas

Secret Agent Bird...