Brad Paisley - Online lyrics

I work down at The Pizza Pit

And I drive an old Hyundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight

I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic

Never been to second base

But there's a whole 'nother me

That you need to see

Go check out MySpace.

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6 foot 5 and I look * good

I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate

And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat

With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online

I'm so much cooler online.

I get home and I kiss my mom

And she fixes me a snack

I head down to my basement bedroom

And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time

I've ever been to L.A.

Was when I got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

But online I live in Malibu

I pose for Calvin Klein

I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat

With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online.

When you've got my kind of stats

It's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girl friend

But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight

Every time I log in.

Online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm 6 foot 5 and I look good

Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat

With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online.

Thanks to Amy for these lyrics

Thanks to Bianca Marie Steinert for these lyrics