Brad Paisley

Brad Paisley - Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) lyrics

She says not to buy her flowers

Or big expensive gifts

She says she don't want jewlery

And she doesn't need another dress

If I want to show her how much I adore her

The best way that I've found

Is to make sure when I'm finished

I put that toilet seat down

We've been to counciling

To try and see the ways we could improve

This thing between us

And different ways to show each other "I love you"

Forget about those getaway vacations

To romantic coastal towns

If you want to say "I love you"

Then put that toilet seat down

'Cause in the middle of the night

It's cold and it's dark

And when I hear my name in vain

I know I haven't done my part

She just wants me to support her

And the best way that I've found

So with a gentle hand and a loving touch

I put that toilet seat down

I know it's kind of funny

You can teach a little puppy

But it's very hard to train a grown man

When I'm all about my buisiness

And the path of least resistance

She's the one that suffers in the end

In the middle of the night

It's cold and it's dark

And when I hear my name in vain

I know I haven't done my part

She just wants me to support her

And the best way that I've found

So with a gentle hand and a loving touch

I put that toilet seat down

Down, down

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