Brad Paisley - Celebrity lyrics

Someday I'm gonna be famous,

Do I have talent, well, no.

These days you don't really need it,

Thanks to reality shows.

Can't wait to date a supermodel,

Can't wait to sue my dad.

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to rehab....

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Cause when you're a Celebrity

It's adios reality

You' can act just like fool

People think you're cool

Just cause you're on TV.

I can throw major fits

When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane,

I'll blame it on the fame,

And the pressures that go with

Being a celebrity.

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,

When things don't go my way.

I'll get community service

No matter which law I break.

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,

They'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down,

THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP!

Chorus-

Cause when you're a celebrity,

It's adios reality.

No matter what you do,

People think you're cool,

Just cause you're on TV.

I can fall in and out of love,

Have marriages that barely last a month.

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough.

Being a celebrity.

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world bachelors

Jackass Millionaires

Hey, Hey, Hollywood

Here we come!

Chorus-

Yeah, When you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do,

People think you're cool,

Just cause you're on TV.

...Being a celebrity.

...Yeah celebrity!

...uh huh

ugh?? Where's my coffee?"