Bowling for Soup - Valentino lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary

I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."

I gave her flowers and some candy

She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."

(now)

I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to make me laugh

I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall

likes to watch TV and play basketball

I baught a car and let her drive it

She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."

I gave her all my notes from algebra

She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!

I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.

Oh,oh,oh,oh!