Bowling for Soup - Val Kilmer lyrics

I always thought my movie

Would be a comedy

Not quite the tragedy that its become

More slapstick than chickflick

More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's

So, thank me at the podium

For a lifetime of contribution

Turn on the cameras

Someone cue the extras

Hair and makeup to the set

Because the big screen's callin

Final casting call

Its your big shot baby your the next big star

On another stupid movie

'bout a guy with a broken heart

Is fallin apart

Your headed for the cutting room floor

And in the sequel honey

I'm the guy who gets the girl

So if you miss my movie

Get the DVD

Check out the chemistry

Between you and me

Less 'Raising Arizona'

More 'Steel Magnolias'

So when you walk down that red carpet

I hope you trip and fall

I hope someone squirts you with a watergun

A super soaker filled with pee

Because the big screen's callin

Final casting call

Its your big shot baby your the next big star

On another stupid movie

About a guy with a broken heart

Is fallin apart

Your headed for the cutting room floor

And in the sequel honey

I'm the guy who gets the girl

All apologies

To kevin costner

and that chick from monster

Give me Adam Sandler,

Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer

He was funny in 'Real Genius'

[Greg]

What about 'Top Gun'?

[Jaret]

No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny

[Greg]

Whatever

Top secret was funny too

Because the big screen's callin

Final casting call

Its your big shot baby your the next big star

On another stupid movie

About a guy with a broken heart

Is fallin apart

Your headed for the cutting room floor

And in the sequel honey

I'm the guy who gets the girl