Bowling for Soup - Luckiest Loser lyrics

Man your really one heck of a guy

Best friend since junior high

You showed me Playboy for the very first time

That was rad

We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row

I pierced your ear right before the show

We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love or did

You just want to get some

That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You'd better run for cover

Cause she's tickin like a time bomb

And did i mention that youbothsuck

Now your stuck with her

Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.

I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

I met her at a kegger past out in the yard

Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard

6 months later she crashed my car

That was rad

She's got a glow from her spray on tan

Marilyn manson is her favorite band

I really think she might worship Satan, not a band

Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love or did

You just want to get some

That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You should run for cover

Cause she's tickin like a time bomb

And did i mention that youbothsuck

Now she's stuck with you

Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo

Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper

Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other

I'll leave the weapon when you take her home to

Meet your mother

She was a superstar, back seat of my car

Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love

Or did you just want to get some

That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You'd better run for cover

Cause she's tickin like a time bomb

And did i mention that youbothsuck

Now your stuck wit her

Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.

Like number two on a pooper scooper

I guess that makes me te LUCKIEST LOSER