Bowling for Soup - Life After Lisa lyrics

I'm waking up and bakin'

Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you

Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed

Of the two of us in 1992

You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king

I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring

You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing

But, That's ok

Cause there'll be

No more mountain climbing in the rain

No more Long hair clogging up the drain

No more Life will never be the same

Life after Lisa is not so bad at all

Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos

Did he cover up my name that was fast

Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5

And my little band is kicking some ass

So when you asked me if I hated you now

It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out

On sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out

But, That's ok

I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me

But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way that you're getting me to say

I'm sorry..........Not today!!!

Cleaning up the house again

Listening to House Of Pain

Having headaches in my brain

Listening to you complain

Shopping at the mall again

I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say

Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!!