Bowling for Soup - Down For The Count lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner weighing in at 131lbs

I'm sorry girl, 126lbs, the girl that broke my heart.

Isn't she lovely folks, Just look at that smile

Draws me in everytime

Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again

She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand

And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target

Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

But all I remember is making out constantly

If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out

Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

What was that sound?

I just wish the fucking bell would ring

Let's get ready for verse #2

The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me

to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl

But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry

Cept I'm sorry that I met you

Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

But all I remember is making out constantly

If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count, over and out

Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

What was that sound?

I just wish the fucking bell would ring

7 8 9 10 Knockout

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

But all I remember is making out constantly

If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

She's the undisputed champ of my world

Undisputed champ of my world and I'm begging to be

Down for the count, over and out

Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

What was that sound?

I just wish the fucking bell would ring