Bowling for Soup - 99 Biker Friends lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick.

I think it all goes back to your tiny

Pick- up truck in the driveway,

With a sticker on the window

"Rest in Peace Number 3".

Tell all your friends

How you put her in her place.

7 pounds of makeup

Just to hide her beat up face.

Such a pretty face.

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It takes a tough man to slap her around.

Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.

She's wearing shades

Behind the tinted glass.

And I've got 99 biker friends

That wanna kick your ass.

Tell her that you're sorry.

Blame it on the beer.

Your dad was mean to you.

Your friends think you're an asshole

And I do too.

Over compensatin' for your small shoes.

Takin her away, but you won't say when.

Hold her in your arms,

Tell her this won't happen again.

When will this end? Well

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I wish Bruce Lee was here right now

With his trusty nun-chucks

Chuck Norris is still alive,

So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,

All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".

Let's get the A-Team,

50 Cent with his bling-bling,

And a couple of prison guards.

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Start runnin' now.

We're gonna kick your ass!