Bobs - Christmas In La lyrics

Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall

we're victimized by urban sprawl

It's Christmas in LA

See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars

reindeer strippers in the bars

It's Christmas in LA

I dream of trees and ornaments

and a crackling yule log

the lights are twinkling cause they're shining through a killer smog

Those who can have hit the slopes - after office party gropes

Leaving us with only hopes

It's Christmas in LA

Padding out expense accounts - silicone with extra bounce

buy a pound and get an ounce

It's Christmas in LA

When I fly down from San Francisco

I hear music in the air

a million car alarms are _caroling_ - no one seems to care

Take this with a grain of salt - they've un-frozen Uncle Walt

don't know if it's Goofy's fault

It's Christmas in LA

Snowballs made of styrofoam - plastic trees in every home

all the kids are home alone

It's Christmas in LA