Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated lyrics

Wrong foot amputated

Wrong foot amputated

He got the wrong foot amputated

The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease

I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown

They gave me anesthetic and they set my legs down

"You won't fell a thing" is what the doctor told me

"We’re gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off"

Hey man you must be kidding me, take a look

He got the wrong foot amputated

Hey you should have cut the other knee, take a bow

He got the wrong foot amputated

Hey that leg was mine, you mean to tell me that this stuff happens all the time

Hey this ain't my day