Bob Rivers - Dr. Jack lyrics

Was a quack

Named Kevorkian.

And he worked

In a shack

Up in Michegan.

If you're sick,

Dr. Jack

Doesn't make you healthy.

If you're practically

Dead, he could

End it with glee.

The cops couldn't stop Jack;

They tried, tried, tried...

The geezers in his shack just

Died, died, died, died, died...

But they couldn't stop Jack

Or the I.V. dripping.

And they couldn't prevent Jack

From killing grannies.