Bob Rivers - Carol Of The Drunks lyrics

Hark tales the cop

tales seem to flow

gin tinkering

more chardonnay

christmas is here

drinking good cheer

ice cubes are cold

more cuervo gold

don't be a dink, watch what you drink

don't be a dork, don't pop the cork

Don't take the wheel, don't be a heel

don't grab the stick, don't be a dick

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't let your buddy budweiser in the car

be a bud and don't drink and drive

if you think you have had a few too many

grab a booth and sober up a Denny's

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

hark tales the cop

tales seem to flow

don't drive away

don't swerve away

christmas is here

drinking good cheer

ice cubes are cold

more cuervo gold

don't be a dink, watch what you drink

don't be a dork, don't pop the cork

don't take the wheel, don't be a heel

don't grab the stick, don't be a dick

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

have shirly temple drive

she'[ll get you home alive

she's a friend who won't drink and drive

if you drink gin fizzes like the fishes

you will land your britches in the ditches

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't drink and drive

don't take the wheel, don't be a heel

don't grab the stick, don't be a dick

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

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