Bloodhound Gang - You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk lyrics
One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission<br>To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'<br>Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless<br>Until we brought skip o' pot2mus<br>And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb<br>And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young<br>Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink<br>Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink<br>M.s.g.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup<br>Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up<br>Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 horse ale<br>After that I get silly like soupy sales<br>Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed<br>A six of shlitz and the jew brew manischewitz<br>With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle<br>I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle<br><br>Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)<br><br>Here she comes, a funky fried cutie<br>Mr. jimmy pop ali is gonna get some booty<br>Cause I'm mr. mcfeelie with a speedy delivery<br>You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me<br>But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be<br>Hey lupus is she cute? yea for a pygmie<br>Aw! what do you know? you're probably going home alone<br>And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone<br>Plus beauty, it's only skin deep<br>It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak<br>I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can<br>It's a msnags a trois you and me and heineken<br><br>Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)<br><br>Regrets I've had a few<br>First and foremost I'd like to mention you<br>For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy<br>Your a mix between an ugnaut and eugene levy<br>You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut<br>You're buddha you're shamu you're jabba the fuckin' hutt<br>You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy<br>I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry<br>It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat<br>So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot<br>I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen christian<br>Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'<br>I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance<br>But how was I supposed to know that jabberjaws lived in your pants<br>At that junction I came to realize<br>That only frank purdue likes thighs that size<br>Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament<br>That you were not a girl you were an experiment<br><br>Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(you're pretty when I'm drunk)<br>You're pretty when I'm drunk<br>(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
