Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe lyrics

Yea well I sing like an amputee though<br>Why? <br>Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune<br><br>Knock knock mr. rogers it's mr. mcfeelie<br>I've brought you a letter speedy delivery<br>Well mr. mcfeelie if there's postage due<br>You can go fuck yourself like captain kangaroo<br>I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend<br>But in the end I still have no friends<br><br>Do do do do do do do do do<br>Do do do do do do do do do<br><br>Mr. rogers I like your cardigan sweater<br>Mr. mcfeelie shut up and give me my letter<br>I don't want to talk to you don't you understand? <br>Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman? <br>I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend<br>But in the end I still have no friends<br><br>Do do do do do do do do do<br>Do do do do do do do do do<br><br>You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend<br>But in the end you still have no friends<br>You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend<br>But in the end you still have no friends<br><br>Do do do do do do do do do<br>Do do do do do do do do do<br><br>You are my best friend too<br>I share the same views and hardly ever argue<br>Eat spam from the can watch late night c-span<br>And rock out to old school duran duran<br>Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too<br>I share the same views and hardly ever argue<br>Eat spam from the can watch late night c-span<br>And rock out to old school duran duran<br>Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too<br>I share the same views and hardly ever argue<br>Eat spam from the can watch late night c-span<br>And rock out to old school duran duran