Bloodhound Gang - Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me lyrics
Why is everbody always pickin' on me? <br><br>The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor<br>He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like chewbacca<br>The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me<br>I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie<br>What I mean is wolverine is less hairy than your son<br>He's looks like chewie baba booey baba booey and hong kong phooey all in one<br>To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'<br>I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you're white but you got a nose like bill cosby<br>Why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' jimmy pop ali<br>I got a schnoz like the 'cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you<br>So back me up bill yea and you're ugly too<br>So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese<br>Or where a fish net shirt by chams with my sergio valenti jeans<br>And my mirror never lies but it always verifies<br>I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie<br>You compare me to a monchichi but I don't understand<br>Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the elephant man<br>And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first<br>But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse<br>About as popular with the girls with englebert humperdink<br>And that might be 'cause everybody calls me shrinky dink<br>I know I'm known as polaroid I'm not a total retard<br>It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause ya wore velour flares until the late eighties<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky<br>Like that episode where gilligan gets sick of being teased<br>And he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some lsd<br>Peaks freaks and eats the skipper's brains then beats ginger with coconuts<br>As mr. howell and lovey burn alive inside their grass hut<br>Oh he'll kill again that gilligan they he should of let him be<br>And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me<br>See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm<br>Like the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>The drummer from def leppard's only got one arm<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you're white but you got a nose like bill cosby<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause ya wore velour flares until the late eighties<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady<br>But why's everbody always pickin' on me? <br>Cause no one likes you monkey boy
