Bloodhound Gang - Turn Clyde lyrics
Times new roman you know the type<br>Calling me public enemy, but don't believe the hype<br>Tough guy like the one in star 80 wanna bait me<br>Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me<br>Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink<br>Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a tiddlywink<br>Know what I think? I think you might be darwin's missing link<br>Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a shrinky dink<br>Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit<br>Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick<br>How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job? <br>Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob<br>I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord<br>If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the academy awards<br>That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls why make-up like mary kay? <br>You must've given up on hair plugs ¡®cause now you're going toupee<br><br>All in all you're just another dick with no balls<br>All in all you're just another dick with no balls<br><br>Mama said talk this out and resolve<br>Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve<br>Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool<br>Half with it half wit half finished high school<br>Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered<br>Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ¡®em battered<br>Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel<br>Where's your brother daryl? where's your other brother daryl? <br>Givin' me that macho man randy savage stare<br>Wanna snap into a slim jim break my limbs but do I care? <br>No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime<br>I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time<br>Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum<br>Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum<br>Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone<br>When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone<br><br>All in all you're just another dick with no balls<br>All in all you're just another dick with no balls<br><br>Right turn clyde<br>Right turn clyde<br>Right turn clyde<br>Right turn clyde
