Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope lyrics
A is for apple<br>B is for balloons<br>C is for crayons<br>D is for drum<br><br>Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell<br><br>One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two<br>That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew<br>Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her<br>The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher<br>Genius with a penis the few the proud the me<br>I liked me so much I had to buy the company<br>Soul for sale sold to satan for a hell of a lotta luck<br>I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at starbucks<br>Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized<br>Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized<br>Mount rushmore it? no ignore it can't rock with no big head<br>Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead<br>I am the angel of def with my rhymes against humanity<br>Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity<br>The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope<br>It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope<br><br>Conclusions you drew proportions you blew<br>Lost son of iggy? false bigger nose than ziggy? true<br>Yes my name is jimmy pop no my pop's name is dick<br>Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic<br>Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes<br>Don't want the whole story? should have bought the cliff notes<br>Like fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class<br>One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass<br>Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke<br>I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do enjoy coke!<br>I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it<br>Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it<br>When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium<br>They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the smithsonian<br>The one part the fuehrer the one part the pope<br>It's the inevitable return baby of the great white dope<br><br>One part the fuehrer one part the pope<br>The inevitable return of the great white dope<br>One part the fuehrer one part the pope<br>The inevitable return of the great white dope<br>One part the fuehrer one part the pope<br>The inevitable return of the great white dope<br>One part the fuehrer one part the pope<br>The inevitable return of the great white dope<br><br>Great white dope<br>Great white dope<br>Great white dope<br>Great white dope
