Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home lyrics
May I have your attention please? <br>May I have your attention please? <br><br>Did you ever read voltaire's candide? <br>He says live life at benny hill freak out speed<br>Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase<br>Make it up as you go keyser soze<br>Highlights yes but don't underline ¡®em<br>Just live for n.o.w. like gloria steinem<br>Life is like marion barry<br>It's not all that it's cracked up to be<br>Like fred sanford when the big one comes<br>Find the meaning of life is there is none<br>It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day<br>Be frank and say I did it my way<br>Don't give a flying nun no don't give a gidget<br>Just have more fun than a well-oiled midget<br>If life were picture perfect you could frame it<br>But the world is a diaper so let someone else change it<br><br>Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone<br>Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home<br><br>May I have your attention please? <br>May I have your attention please? <br><br>All born equal unless you're canadian<br>Then halfway through decay like uranium<br>You define what's death-defying<br>Get the most out of life or at the least die trying<br>Are you evil knievel jumping a train? <br>Or running with scissors like frasier crane? <br>Have really good times doing really bad things<br>¡®cause the show ain't over ¡®til the fat lady sings<br>Like elton john with his candle in the wind<br>It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him<br>But we've all got to wang chung with the grim reaper<br>Whether you're einstein whether you're beaker<br>Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin'<br>Don't expect a bright light no just curtains<br>Life is like a penis most people don't know it<br>But most people suck so they usually blow it<br><br>Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone<br>Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home<br><br>Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone<br>Might as well enjoy the ride take the long way home<br><br>That's enough!<br>I said that's enough!
