Bloodhound Gang - Rang Dang lyrics
Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling<br>Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling<br>Now I'm wheeling dealing stealing johnny's apple seeds<br>Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds<br>Showing no mercy step like solomon grundy<br>Hit ya with a table leg like I was ted bundy<br>I bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kinda of funny<br>First I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honey<br>Dip slip to the a.m. what is that you're saying? <br>You think you start praying it's not a game you're playing<br>Pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast<br>I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas<br>I freak like cerebal palsy I'll get inside your drawers<br>For alarm there is no cause I funk like lou rawls<br>Basco roscoe p. cotrane<br>I wish I had a membrane so that I could go insane<br>Red light green light you know I always win this game<br>You can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candycane<br><br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>You might say no but I hope you mean maybe<br><br>No chance in hell but I could tell you crave me<br>Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me<br>Taste great but less filling so thrilling<br>Come unannounced like automatic billing<br>And you can't do nothing as I push your buttons<br>When I talk you're gonna listen like I'm e.f. hutton<br>Like lionel richie up all night long<br>Jimmy pop don't do nobody wrong<br>Stop flop flip and flop<br>Panties drop now I'm on top<br>So wiggle it just a little bit<br>I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it<br>You said you wanted to do it now you're coming around to it<br>I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it<br>Take it blow by blow like reginald denny<br>I do it all the time how many? <br>Many frauleins I'm coming again like jesus<br>And when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please ya<br>Our jimmy pop that art in hell hear it<br>Fill me with your holy spirit<br><br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>You might say no but I hope you mean maybe<br><br>Einie meanie miney moe<br>Which of you girls will be my ho'<br>Cross your fingers grit your teeth<br>Cause the bloodhound gang makes holes in beef<br>We make holes in beef<br>We make holes in beef<br>We make holes in beef<br>We make holes in beef<br>So watch your back straight to the attack<br>I'll spin you around like your name was pat sajak<br>Tag your ass out and no tag backs<br>You psycho nymphomaniac<br><br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby<br>You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
