Bloodhound Gang - Mope lyrics
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.<br>Yeah, notorious b.i.g.<br>Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.<br>Yeah, tupac shakur.<br>Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ¡®bout motherfuckin' falco and shit.<br>What? falco? <br><br>Rock me amadeus<br>Rock me amadeus<br>Rock me amadeus<br>Rock me amadeus<br><br>Tried to o.d. on the cold-eeze<br>Golden girls got me sweatin' to the oldies<br>Hanging out like double ds sip long island iced teas<br>Wrote to mayor mccheese send a shamrock shake please!<br>Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders<br>Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later<br>Reruns of rerun so what's happening? <br>Dee's knocked up and rog on crack again<br>Deep throat a whole nutty buddy<br>Make whoopie to a batch of silly putty<br>Make a spam and colgate sandwich and ate it<br>Go through national geographic and draw panties on the natives<br>So I like to dance naked in front of my pets<br>But my cat was inattentive so I sent him u.p.s.<br>Playin' spin the bottle with my mom<br>I watch cops with no pants on<br><br>Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on<br>Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong<br>Buggin' out like tori spelling's eyes<br>Deader than the parents on a party of five<br>Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill<br>Not going nowhere slim chance we will<br>Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood<br>Dick around like frankie goes to hollywood<br><br>Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna cum<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna cum<br><br>Nowhere to go I can't wake up late<br>Just sit around and wait for my old spice to activate<br>Stalemate jailbait in my so-called life imprisonment<br>Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it? <br>I like to pretend I'm speed reading<br>Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing<br>Don't need a shower today just some brut by faberge<br>Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day<br>And I recycle I sniff my own farts<br>I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts<br>I mean I might as well be listenin' to journey<br>Givin' myself a mullet hook the flowbee to the kirby<br>Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime<br>Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time<br>Sent a letter in the mail in braille to johnny quest<br>Send me back my etch-a-sketch<br><br>Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on<br>Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong<br>Buggin' out like tori spelling's eyes<br>Deader than the parents on a party of five<br>Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill<br>Not going nowhere slim chance we will<br>Less hip than bo jackson, bored like wood<br>Dick around like frankie goes to hollywood<br><br>Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna cum<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna cum<br><br>I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums<br>When you wanna cum<br>I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums<br>When you wanna cum<br>I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums<br>When you wanna cum<br>I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums<br>When you wanna cum<br><br>Yo yo yo yo yo! what it is motherfuckers? <br>Aw shit, here comes pac-man.<br>Hey pac-man, what's up? <br>Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! wanna freebase? <br>No pac-man drugs are bad!<br>Nope can't help you man.<br>Pussies. whoa! holy shit!<br><br>Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on<br>Lamer than the pope climb the walls like king kong<br>Buggin' out like tori spelling's eyes<br>Deader than the parents on a party of five<br>Luciano pavoratti on a treadmill<br>Not going nowhere slim chance we will<br>Less hip than bo jackson bored like wood<br>Dick around like frankie goes to hollywood<br><br>Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna cum<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it<br>Relax don't do it when you wanna cum<br><br>Holy macaroni<br>Holy macaroni<br>Holy macaroni<br>Holy macaroni
