Bloodhound Gang - Magna Cum Nada lyrics
Why try? I'm that guy<br>Holden caulfield from catcher in the rye<br>Put away ¡®cause he wasn't all there<br>Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare<br>Me to him not a liver but wurst<br>Been much better off as a still birth<br>Big let down unparalleled<br>Like the last episode of seinfeld<br>Or jack lemmon in glengarry glen ross<br>Pepsi challenge took it lost<br>Just fizzed out with my wires crossed<br>Buttons pushed but never went off<br>Like martha I will self-destruct<br>The name's dunnstock it's not dumptruck<br>Just cursed as fuck with no such luck<br>My future plans include not much<br><br>Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be<br>Nothin' more than me<br>Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be<br>Nothin' more than me<br>Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be<br>Nothin' more than me<br>Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be<br>Most likely to suck<br><br>Wanna be a ghostbuster<br>First black president, owner of hustler<br>Got shot down like larry flynt<br>Felt like shit like a bowel movement<br>Have you seen my will to live? <br>Because I seem to have lost it<br>Lovelife? no but mom thinks I'm handsome<br>Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom<br>Feel like jimmy stewart no one sees my harvey<br>Toxic shock syndrome gets more girls than me<br>Like pee wee herman spermin' I can<br>See the future in the palm of my hand<br>Psychic friends, network loser<br>Large phone bill in my very near future<br>Dealt nothing and bluffing hard<br>Playing poker with a joker and some uno cards<br><br>Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be<br>Nothin' more than me<br>Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be<br>Nothin' more than me<br>Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be<br>Nothin' more than me<br>Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be<br>Most likely to suck<br><br>Most likely to suck<br>Most likely to suck<br>Most likely to suck<br>Most likely to suck<br>Most likely to suck
