Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time lyrics
Ashes to ashes and funks to funky<br>Daddy long legs is a mean ass honky<br>And jimmy pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe<br>Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy<br>Cause I'm a loch ness a loch ness a loch ness monster<br>Jerry's kids are knockin' at my door, could you be a sponsor? <br>Tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger lawrence welk<br>If you wanna look like rocky dennis better drink your milk<br>When I'm feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin<br>I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm gunga din<br>So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles<br>You get on my case like the rockford files<br>Crazy eddie in the slammer cause he's giving it all away<br>John boy in the barn with a horse in the hay<br>No rhyme no reason no job no class<br>And we don't go near the ghetto cause they'd shoot our ass<br><br>Go go yeah yeah huh what? <br>I'm a legend in my spare time<br><br>If you ain't ever been to the suburbs<br>Don't you ever come to the suburbs<br>Cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs<br>Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn<br>I'm as deep as a plot to a gay porn<br>So uh-oh spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body<br>I know that she's a hotty but damn that girl could party<br>So come to me momma it ain't no crime<br>I'm a skilled love doctor growlin', what's your sign? <br>Did the flamin' waffle with ho chi min<br>Your girl's a dollar bill 'cause we don't know where she's been<br>J.f.k.'s head's a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle<br>Barbara eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle<br>You're too what? shy shy huh what? <br>Hush hush yea? I knew why<br>Cause we're playing the palladium can't get on star search<br>Daddy legs standing tall he can do the funky lurch<br>And jimmy jimmy pop is short for jimmy jimmy popular<br>You know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you were<br><br>Go go yeah yeah huh what? <br>I'm a legend in my spare time<br><br>Cause I wopbobaloobop<br>Ha cha cha chatch<br>Come lick my balls<br>Vive la my crotch<br><br>Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy your momma thinks I'm crazy<br>But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby<br>And I'm the amos I'm the andy I'm the sticky aunt jemammy<br>I gave you mouth to mouth like resuscitation annie<br>It takes two of us to do this like dean martin jerry lewis<br>And your throat is swollen gloryholen' ya blew us<br>George burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low<br>That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a dead show<br><br>Go go yeah yeah huh what? <br>I'm a legend in my spare time
