Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics

You came twice last year like a sears catalog<br>Cause your last boyfriend makes love like boss hogg<br>Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing god<br>Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're pavlov's dog<br>Like a dc-10: guaranteed to go down<br>But baby your black box is the one that I found<br>I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money<br>Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny<br><br>So down I go like I'm 2000 flushes<br>I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes<br>She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied<br>She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side<br>There must be something wrong with al pacino's nose<br>Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes<br>Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be<br>Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny<br><br>Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base<br>I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes<br>Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties<br>And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty<br>Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base<br>I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes<br>Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties<br>And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty