Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks guitar tab

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I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS - Bloodhound Gang

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By: Dennis_bloete@gmx.de

VERSE 1:

A B C# A A B e B B

My friend Jerry Vanderdrift kissed me in home-ec class

A B C#

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

A B e

I said guys I'm like you, I like monster trucks too

C# B

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do ? I just wish I was queer...

CHORUS:

e B

So I could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that

e B

Don't dig chicks, that don´t dig guys like me, see I´m not queer

VERSE 2:

A B C# A A B e B B

I'm too ugly, but if I were handsome just imagine how great that would be

A B C#

The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy D

A B e

You see I'm not to keen on this smell of vaseline

C# A

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

B

I just wish I was queer...

( I think it's enough too figure out the rest alone... )

BRIDGE:

e , C# , A , B

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