Bloodhound Gang

Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where Is Smells Funny 3 guitar tab

song:Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

band:Bloodhound Gang

tabbed by:gothichild_666

funny song is all i have to say

Drum upbeat

Intro: (4x)

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Bridge: (4x)

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Verse:

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Intro

Bridge

Verse

Intro

(2x)

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(6x)

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Intro

Intro (doubled)

Lyrics:

1st

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

Coz your last boyfriend makes love like boss hogg

But now you're seeing me, but soon I'll have you seeing God

Cause girl, I'll get you panting like a Pavlov's dog

Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down

But baby your black box is the one that I've found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving, it wont cost you any money

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny

2nd

So down I go like I'm two thousand flushes

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes

She's the one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied

She's thinking holy mackerel, I'm thinking tuna on the side

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose

Coz the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes

Yeah, I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be

Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist, and stay on 3rd base

I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside

her panties

And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty

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