Blink 182 - When You Fucked Grandpa lyrics

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?

Did he hold you till the sun did rise

And did he look into your eyes

And ask you to fellate him

And stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole

Grandpa is a total fucking asshole

Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?

He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa

Did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head

And was it on your mother's bed?

And this is fucking stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with Your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take

out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch

and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is

stupid! I hate you!