Blink 182 - Transvestite lyrics

My mom is not a woman anymore,

She dresses like a man

She`s not as feminine as she

Used to be before.

Now she is so damned masculine.

I open my eyes

My mom`s not a woman anymore

She`s wearing a disguise

Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom`s not quite the same

As she was in the past

If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom`s not quite the

Woman that she was before

When my friends come over

She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

My mom`s a transvestite