Blink 182 - The Grandpa Song lyrics

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro...

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?

Did he hold you till the sun did rise

And did he look into your eyes

And ask you him to felate him

And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole.

Granpda is a total fucking asshole.

Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?

He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head

And was it on your mothers bed...

(Mark screaming in the background)

This is fucking stupid man! I cant belive you have sex with your own

grandfather, I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his false

teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to fuck him in

the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over

the place! This is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my

mom tonight, man! This is stupid!...I hate you!