Blink 182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas lyrics

Outside the carolers start to sing

I can`t describe the joy they bring

Cause joy is something they don`t bring me

My girlfriend is by my side

From the roof are hanging sickles of ice

Their whiny voices get irritating

It`s Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face

Wondering how much of my time they`ll waste

Oh God, I hate these Satan`s helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped

Because I grabbed the baseball bat

And made them all run for shelter

It`s Christmas time, again

It`s time to be nice to the people you can`t stand, All year

I`m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me

Please stay away from my home

If you don`t get beat down

Just leave the presents and let me be alone

Well, I guess it`s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve

Cause the cops came and arrested me

They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn`t have a tree

Christmas came a night early

Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

I won`t be home, I won`t be home for Christmas

I won`t be home, I won`t be home for Christmas