Blink 182 - Degenerate lyrics

Crossed the street, naked at night

Bent over to show some moonlight

Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down

Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed

No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was

Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see

All I got is a guy Ben Dover

Don`t like hesh, don`t like rap

Kicked ol` Sally `cause she`s fat

I`m a jerk, I`m a punk

Took a shower `cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house

Showed me the closet from the inside out

The police came, they took me away

Saw Ben Dover again and he`s still gay

Don`t like hesh, don`t like rap

Kicked ol` Sally `cause she`s fat

I`m a jerk, I`m a punk

Took a shower `cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

Don`t like hesh, don`t like rap

Kicked ol` Sally `cause she`s fat

I`m a jerk, I`m a punk

Took a shower `cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs