Blake Shelton - The More I Drink lyrics

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, “Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?”

He said, “I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't.”

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Naw, there ain't no in-between

'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot

Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette

Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop.

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Naw, there ain't no in-between

'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

Yep-yep

Humm, that's what I'm talking about.

Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

And they can't get me off the kareoke machine

The more I drink the more I drink

Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink...