Black Market Farts - Can You Tell Me How To Get To The Land Of Bumhackey lyrics

HEY!Mr. Snufflupagus!

I like your trunk!

So does Big Bird!

Shove it up my ass!

Can you tell me how to get

How to

Where the boys all like to be beat

How to get to Sesame Street

Where there's lots of BUMHACKEY!

Bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey!

Look at Mr. Hooper

Now he's fucking dead

Everybody knows he was giving Grover head

Look at Grover, he has skinny arms and legs

What he got from bumhackey was Mr. Hooper's AIDS!!!

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to Sesame Street

Where the boys all like to be beat

How to get to Sesame Street

Where there's lots of BUMHACKEY!

Bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey, bumhackey!

Ever wonder about Ernie and Bert?

Everybody knows that Bert's a great big flirt

Two boys living alone

Susan and Gordon can hear 'em moan

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to Sesame Street

Where the boys all like to be beat

How to get to Sesame Street

Where there's lots of--

BUMHACKEY!!

-submitted by Sodhed (Reidcoli@Max.cc.uregina.ca)