Black Market Farts - B M F Main Theme lyrics

(Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid)

Written by B.M.F.

(c) 1990 Crappy Music

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to

The most popular B.M.F. concert

Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards

Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell

And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar

Is Sonya's Gil Beck, the sewer's friend

Enjoy the show

CHORUS: B.M.F.

B.M.F.

B.M.F.

B.M.F.

Beating the largest instrument, and skin

Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di.....that Ukrainian kid

And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes

Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid

CHORUS

And finally tonight, on the screaming

Is me: Mister Asshole

CHORUS

THE END