Bitch & Animal - Secret Candy lyrics

if all you men are making money

offa callin' us bitches then i'll just do it myself

but i'll be making some switches

see eminem will be my faggot bitch for awhile

i'll bend him over hard but it'll do it wit style

[chorus #1]: i ain't got no 'tience this time of year

for all you frat boys dissin' on the queers

i ain't got no 'tience this time of year

for all you frat boys dissin' on the queers

that song about the closet it reminds me of being gay

hey eminem why don't you lead the

fuckin' pride parade and show the queers

you're not afraid to take it in the rear

from holly near or britney spears

not quite a girl not quite a woman

how about a butch dyke riding your bike

how about you slip on a skirt an'

i'll slip you a shirt to put on after i put it in

i wish howard zinn would run for president

i'm so sick and tired of all this shit

[chorus #2]: i ain't got no 'tience this time of year

for phony presidents always pushing fear

i ain't got no 'tience this time of year

for phony presidents always pushing fear

i still could go to jail for taking off my shirt

and that tranny will still get fucked with for wearing a skirt

and i'll get protested for singing for naked women and my

pal marshall is gettin' it just for being him

and my shit--radio won't even play it cuz it's coming from a tit

we need to get together and make a spark

take over central park stop this fucking war

be nice to each other that'll even the score

make the world what we want to live in so no one's got to give in

past present future you just felt them all

now and then some and then we come

for a moment there's nothing wrong just a song

[combination of chorus #1 and #2 until the end]