Bill Bailey - Beautiful Ladies lyrics

Beautiful ladies in danger,

Danger all round the world

I will protect them

Because I'm Chris De Burgh

Beautiful ladies in emergency situations

Beautiful ladies are lovely

But sometimes they don't take care

They're too busy with their make-up

Or combing their lovely hair

To take basic saftey precautions

I will protect them

I will save the pretty ones

With their smiles and their sparkling eyes

But let the ugly ones die

I have no place for them

In my new world order

I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls

Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls!

Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency!

Kill kill kill kill kill the trolls!

Look under the bridges,

That's where they hide

That's where they hide

And beauty... shall be... my... bride.