BIG & RICH - Real World lyrics

There's a girl on channel 13

I know she's gonna fall in love with me

And I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow

Or the next day

I drive a Mercedes Benz

Ive got a whole boat load of friends

I'm gonna be on CMT someday

But in my real world

Things don't always turn out so good

Like you wish they would

And in my real world

I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know

I got more money then George Strait

I throw benjies out the window all day

Just to see how far they fly, bye bye

I get more girls then the president

Mom and dad still pay's the rent

And I throw parties all night long

But in my real world

Things don't always turn out so good

Like you wish they would

And in my real world

I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know

(Solo!)

But in my real world

Things don't always turn out so good

Like you wish they would

No, in my real world

I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know

Oh in my real world

Things don't always turn out so good

Like you wish they would

And in my real world

I'm a little messed up and broke, don't you know

(Outro to song)

Yeeeeee hawwwww!

I'm a rockstar I'm a cowboy everybody loves this song, I'm a rocksrar I'm a cowboy everybody sing-a-long *2

I got a spaceship fully equiped cause I'm a cowboy stevie wonder, I got a spaceship fully equiped cause I'm a cowboy stevie wonder

Green green grass and a rapper russin bimbo no ones got a name for the great lookin scarecrowe, how can he believe what he sees on the tv nothin but a stream of a resicuted vermasy, happy dancin' feet down the street on the corner some they say that he's silly some they say that he's a loner how can you explane he's got a name nobody knows it did anyone ever stop and offer him a prozac, prozac, prooozac.*2

Hey, hey hey yeeeehawwww!

Grab your partner,

Well now swing your partner round and round spank 'er on the but and spin 'er all round

Thanks to derrick b for these lyrics