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KICK MY ASS

Big & Rich

Album: Horse Of A Different Color

Intro: (E) (E)

(N.C) Well I (E) walked up to the bar

Laid down my Platinum Card

And I order 50 longnecks for my new (B) friends

Well, the barmaid passed them out

And before we chugged them down

I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and (E) then (A)

This (E) blonde slid up to me

And said, "that was awful sweet"

Then I saw her boyfriend

(E7) Wide as he was (A) tall

Well, he broke up our hug

With a (E) six-foot-five-inch shove

And I (B) found myself slammed up, against a (E) wall

Why does (A) everybody want to kick my (E) ass

I'm just (A) tryin' to have a little fun

For (B) all the ones who can't

And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls

And I (E) drive my truck to (A) fast

Why does (A) everybody (B) want to kick my (E) ass

Well, I've (E) never been the kind

To walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get a(B)long

I throw parties all the time

And they're always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the (E) dawn (A)

Well my (E) style of stress relief

Sometimes, disturbs the peace

The police show up, cut (E7) doughnuts in my (A) yard

And while the Zepplin's playin' loud

They run (E) off my party crowd

They (B) cuff my wrists and throw me down, so (E) hard

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-Steel Guitar Solo-

-Lead Guitar Solo-

And just be(A)cause I kiss the prettiest girls

And I (E) drive my truck to (A) fast

Why does (A) everybody (B) want

It seems like (A) everybody (B) wants

Why does (A) everybody (B) want to kick my (E) ass