Better Than Nothing - My Goldfish Got Nuked In The Microwave guitar tab

This song was written by the best lyric writer of all time:

Ross Hornbeck

It needs some good tabs and if you have any to this awesome

song played by a punk band e-mail:

hAwK@juno.com

I once had a goldfish

His name was Fred

I once had a goldfish

But now he?s dead

He was as boring as can be

Always sat there and stared at me

So one day I got fed up

Told that goldfish to give-up

He just sat that in the same position

Then one day I found him in the kitchen

There in the microwave

He never did behave

And my goldfish got?

"NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE

NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE

NUKED IN THE MICROWA-AVE"

I felt so bad I sat and cried

I brought old Fred to suicide

What a horrible way to die

Every night I ask God why

I never will forgive myself

I took Fred?s bowl off the shelf

Never again will I see Fred

Cause now poor Fred is dead

Seeing him dead was so hard

So I buried him in our backyard

I know he?ll always be with me

Cause in my heart forever he?ll be

If only I could go back to that day

The things that I would say

"I? m so sorry Fred

For whatever I said

So I dedicate this song to you

To the greatest fish we ever knew "

My goldfish got?

"NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE

NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE

NUKED IN THE MICROWA-AVE"

I once had a goldfish

His name was Fred

I once had a goldfish