Ben Folds Five - Steven's Last Night in Town lyrics

Everyone gather round now

sing us a song

just in case by tomorrow

it happens he's gone

For two weeks and seven days

Our fair foreign friend

I have this feeling

We might never see Steven again

We thought he was gone

But he's come back again

Last week it was funny

Not the jokes wearing thin

everyone knows now

That every night now

Will be Steven's last night

in town

He's charmed everyone here

Except for Tamara Easter

Who later revealed to him

Her innermost secrets

Won us over with stories

About Linda McCarthey

Lost points with the ladies

For saying he couldn't love a

woman with cellulite

We were talking bout something

seems like was funny

Then Steven got quiet

I think Steven was mad

Maybe he wasn't mad

But we felt really strange for a moment

then the moment was gone

and forgotten