Ben Folds Five - One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces lyrics

September '75 I was 47 inches high

Mom said someday I would have

A bad ass mother G.I. Joe

for your little minds to blow

I still got beat up after class

Now I'm big and important

one angry dwarf

and 200 solemn faces

are you

If you want to see me

check your papers and your T.V.

Look who's tellin' who what to do

Kiss my ass good-bye

Don't give me that bullshit

you know who I am

I'm your nightmare little man

Vic you stole my lunch money.

made me cry.

Jane remember second grade

Said you couldn't stand my face

Rather than kiss me you said

you'd rather die

You'll be sorry one day

Yes you will, yes you will

You shouldn't push me around

Cause I will, yes I will

You will be sorry when I'm big

Yes you will be sorry