Beer Softened Stool - White Trash Christmas guitar tab

e: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500

From: "Brian j. dawson"

Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu

"White Trash X-mas" by Beer Softened Stool

From "The Brown Album"

Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D]

Riff 1

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Verse

[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas

[G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can't [F#] miss it

[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Christmas [hold]

I cant' afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!

{chorus 1}

[C] My little boy junior he's a cotten-eyed-Joe

[G] he sits on the front porch strummin' his banjo

[C] my daughters always bitchin' after I take her to bed

[D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!

[C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear

[G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)

Verse

[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas

[G]I'm asking you Santa to [F]please [F#]forgive us

[G]Baby I'm dreamin' of a [F]white trash [A#] Cristmas [hold]

I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!

{chorus 2}

[C] my wife's got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass

[G] She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass

[C] her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young

[D] Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn!

[C] I'm countin' on you Santa and I hope you can hear

[G] please dontcha' skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)