Beer Softened Stool - Welcome To The Retard Ball guitar tab

e: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500

From: "Brian j. dawson"

Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu

"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool

From "The Brown Album"

Riff 1 "riff" 2

-|------------------------------|--------------------

-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---

-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---

-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---

-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|---------------------

-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|---------------------

play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold

[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!

[G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!

[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!

[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!

[G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!

[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!

{chorus}

[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

[G][C][C#][D]

[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!

[G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!

[C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!

[C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!

[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!

[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

{chorus}

solo over verse

{chorus} 2x