Beatles - Maxwell’s Silver Hammer lyrics

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical<br>Science in the home<br>Late nights all alone with a test-tube<br>Ohh-oh-oh-oh...<br>Maxwell edison majoring in medicine<br>Calls her on the phone<br>Can I take you out to the pictures<br>Joa-oa-oa-oan? <br>But as she's getting ready to go<br>A knock comes on the door...<br><br>Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer<br>Came down upon her head<br>Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer<br>Made sure that she was dead<br><br>Back in school again maxwell plays the fool again<br>Teacher gets annoyed<br>Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene<br>She tells max to stay when the class has gone away<br>So he waits behind<br>Writing 50 times I must not be so-o-o-oo...<br>But when she turns her back on the boy<br>He creeps up from behind<br><br>Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer<br>Came down upon her head<br>Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer<br>Made sure that she was dead<br><br>B.c. thirty-one said we caught a dirty one<br>Maxwell stands alone<br>Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh<br>Rose and valerie screaming from the gallery<br>Say he must go free (maxwell must go free)<br>The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo<br>But as the words are leaving his lips<br>A noise comes from behind<br><br>Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer<br>Came down upon his head<br>Bang, bang, maxwell's silver hammer<br>Made sure that he was dead