Beatles - A Day In The Life lyrics

I read the news today oh, boy<br>About a lucky man who made the grade<br>And though the news was rather sad<br>Well I just had to laugh and<br>I saw the photograph<br><br>He blew his mind out in a car<br>He didn't notice that the lights had changed<br>A crowd of people stood and stared<br>They'd seen his face before,<br>Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.<br><br>I saw a film today oh, boy<br>The english army had just won the war<br>A crowd of people turned away<br>But I just had a look<br>Having read the book,<br>I'd love to turn you on...<br><br>Woke up, fell out of bed,<br>Dragged a comb across my head<br>Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,<br>And looking up I noticed I was late.<br><br>Found my coat and grabbed my hat<br>Made the bus in seconds flat<br>Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,<br>Somebody spoke and I went into a dream<br><br>Ah<br><br>I read the news today oh boy<br>Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire<br>And though the holes were rather small<br>They had to count them all,<br>Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall.<br>I'd love to turn you on...