Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey lyrics

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel

Put your left leg down your right leg up

Tilt your head back let's finish the cup

M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can

Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us

Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.

Double R. foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell

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Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace

When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice

Come on y'all it's time to get nice

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky

Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly

I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip

It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

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Step up to the bar put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it

We had a case in the place and we went right through it

You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool

I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool

I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp

And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keeping you in a trance

If you don't buy my record I got my advance

I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it

I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it

We got the bottle you got the cup

Come on everybody let's get ffffff

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