Barenaked Ladies

Barenaked Ladies - Careless lyrics

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball

It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats

Ed, do you see this black band 'round my neck? (oohh yeah)

It's not just fashion (oh really? )

Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats

I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse?

I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?

I couldn't care less, how old are ernie and bert?

I couldn't care less, where does barney rubble work?

Well shaggy said to velma, "hey now, velma, how ya doin'? "

And velma said, "geesh, shag, I'm just fine."

And daphne said to fred, "hey let's get drunk

down in the forest."

And all night fred was yackin' up red wine

I couldn't care less, why was fonzie cool?

I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?

I couldn't care less, how do they fill the caramel bar?

I couldn't care less, if my car says the door is ajar?

Well I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake, or kenneth

'cause guys with nicknames always get the gals

When I grow up I'll name my children alice,

albert, and alfred (really cool names)

I'll call them for supper like this: "dinner's ready, als!"

I couldn't care less, what morton downey says?

I couldn't care less, what's on the head of my pez?

I couldn't care less, do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?

I couldn't care less, why's the super big gulp cheaper?

I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse? (ground-up antlers)

I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in five-alive juice?

(apples, cheese, broccoli...)

I couldn't care less, how old are ernie and bert?

(they're like four or something..)

I couldn't care less, where does barney rubble work? (nobody knows!)

I couldn't care less, why was fonzie cool?

I couldn't care less, are the sweat hogs still in school?

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