BULL IN A CHINA SHOP - Barenaked Ladies

Standard Tuning, Capo on 5th Fret

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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I'm a kid in a candy store
Em                A7   A7sus4
I'm a bull in a china shop
D                 Bm
I'm a tired old metaphor
G             A7
For everything you can't afford
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And everything you can't afford to be

Verse 2:
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I'm a public embarrassment
Em                A7   A7sus4
I'm a bottle of diet poison
D                 Bm
I'm a walking advertisement
G            A7
For everything I never meant
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And everything I never meant to be

Chorus:
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I can't hear a thing
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'Cause I've stopped listening

Verse 3:
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I'm the reason I don't go out
Em                   A7      A7sus4
I'm afraid I might tell me something
D                    Bm
I'm the shadow of every doubt
G                      A7
I'm the product this song's about
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I'm the product this song's about to be

Chorus:
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I can't hear a thing
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'Cause I've stopped listening
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I can't hear a thing
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'Cause I've stopped listening

Bridge:
G  Em       A7  A7sus4
Every morning
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Since I was born
Bm           Asus2   G
It's been hard to look in the mirror
Em          G       A7sus4
And see my face for the horns

Verse 4:
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All the fun that the law allows
Em                     A7       A7sus4
All the fun but with half the meaning
D                    Bm
Come on over, I'll show you how
G                            A7
If you lived here you'd be home by now
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If you still lived here you'd be home now with me

Chorus:
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I can't hear a thing
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'Cause I've stopped listening
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I can't hear a thing
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'Cause I've stopped listening

Outro:
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