Backporch Boys - This Friend Of Mine guitar chord

THIS FRIEND OF MINE

Wrote by: Chris Frank

Sang by: Backporch Boys

This is probably one of the best songs ever. It must be played very loud, drunk

And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).

All the D’s and Em’s are strummed once each time throughout the entire song.

Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are).

Intro-

G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9

Verse1-

D Em

Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town,

D Em

His Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,

D Em

Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends,

D Em

With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless

G,Cadd9

entry for all the best of his friends,

Chorus-

G

Well I’ve got this friend of mine

Cadd9

And he might be a little Jewish everybody’s mind

A D

All I got to say about that

Silent G,Cadd9

Is I don’t Fucking mind

G,Cadd9

Verse2-

D Em

He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map

D Em

But I’ll bet you’ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat,

D Em

Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too

D Em

And you can bet your ass, you’ll be seeing his big shit

G,Cadd9

kicking shoes,

Chorus-

Verse3-

D Em

I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror

D Em

And I tell myself, just how much more fucking queer,

D Em

He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D Em

So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his

G,Cadd9

skin,

Chorus-

G Cadd9 G

Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of Cadd9

mine anymore

G Cadd9

But he might just be a friend with you,

G

All I got to say about Jeffcoat

Cadd9 G,Cadd9

Is he’s a fuckin Jew,